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  1. Justice League: Doom (2012) 

    Vandal Savage steals confidential files Batman has compiled on the members of the Justice League, and learns all their weaknesses.

    The television voice actors go straight to video…

    My 1st thought: It’s a modern Challenge of the SuperFriends (1978)! It even has the bubble type headquarters that rises from the bog. 

    The Legion of Doom!!!

    Batman is a douche - he secretly devises ways to disable his teammates in case of a “problem”. And loses it to the hands of the baddies, who use it against the league. 

    Vandal Savage is the main villain, i’m not too familiar with his background… And WHAT THE FUCK. Cyborg??? really? i mean REALLY?

    So the basic story goes around WHY Batman would do such a thing. It’s for you own safety fools! One thing i disliked was how they resolved the solar flare dilemma… c’mon, it follows the space dust - captain obvious would say? 

    Audiences are treated to some one-on-one action between the heroes and adversaries - i wasn’t familiar with some of them… maybe thats why i didn’t quite enjoy this. I felt left out.

    Not the best, not the worse. The animation was typical (TV) and the story wasn’t compelling enough to grab hold of my full attention. Understandably straight to video. Another way-too-convenient ‘toon.

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  2. Hugo (2011)

    Set in 1930s Paris, an orphan who lives in the walls of a train station is wrapped up in a mystery involving his late father and an automaton.

    Magical! Mashed up with steampunk fantasy elements.

    Legendary director Martin Scorsese gives us a “fun for all ages” film. 

    1920 Paris! Hugo, played by Asa Butterfield, is a young boy who secretly manages the train stations’ clock and obsesses to repair a shiny robot, the only thing he has left of his deceased father. On his tail is the always funny Sasha Baron Cohen, the authority figure with a bum leg. Show me your smile.

    Wait, there’s more! Ben Kingsley plays the toymaker, with a cinematic secret. Christopher Lee as the librarian. Ray Winstone as the drunk and Jude Law as Hugos dad! Holy crap, what a cast!

    Hitgirl Chloë Moretz befriends the boy and the adventure begins. Together they unearth the toymakers sad past leading the story towards the early days of motion pictures!!! WOW! This was a delightful surprise - my enthusiasm for the film (at the beginning) was at a low, thinking (i was under the impression) this was another sappy CGI kiddie flick. I was way off… Thankfully i was able to catch this wonderful movie.

    TRIVIA: Hugo is Martin Scorsese’s first film in 3D.

    The flashbacks superbly done and the rocket to the moon made me smile. 

    Hugo is a blatant love letter to the early days of cinema. I Enjoyed every bit of it. The steampunk gears, bolts and screws were the cherry on top, of this cinematic treat.

    Finally! A family film that hits the nail on the head.

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  3. Take Shelter (2011)

    Plagued by a series of apocalyptic visions, a young husband and father questions whether to shelter his family from a coming storm, or from himself.

    Written and directed by Jeff Nichols.

    Whats wrong with daddy?

    An apocalyptic psychological thriller with badass acting by the “ever so creepy faced” Michael Shannon! His loving wife is beautifully played by Jessica Chastain. Doubt versus trust - a hard mountain to climb in a relationship.

    Two solid hours of asking yourself - is he mad or gifted? The cinematography builds an eerily and yet beautiful atmosphere. I watched this on a gloomy sunday afternoon = PERFECT. And even more, it rained while i was viewing this.

    Uncertainty dominates this dramatic thriller. Slow paced but carries with it some realistic fear. It can happen. 

    And for a moment there i paused… “Is he gonna do IT???” the killer inside me woke up towards the chilling end. Potential rationale for a psychotic madman doing what he must. 

    The social issues are also a dominant trait of this film. Mock “the warning” but prepare to embrace it’s cruel force.

    The ending was as it should be. Wonderful. It makes you think and reflect on the recent environmental tragedies that have hit humanities shores.

    Tension you could cut with a knife.

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  4. The Double (2011)

    A retired CIA operative is paired with a young FBI agent to unravel the mystery of a senator’s murder, with all signs pointing to a Soviet assassin.

    Richard Gere teams up with Topher Grace in this espionage hunt/game.

    Who is Cassius???

    Curiosity got the best of me here… what an odd combination/couple. Grace and Gere, each with their own repertoire - how did they mesh? not so good.  

    This was a tame spy mystery. The action was “meh” and the twists were predictable. To be honest, there really wasn’t a twist, we join the young detective pick up clues to what the fuck is going on around him. 

    The acting was good as you would expect. Martin Sheen makes a decent appearance as well. But the overall presentation was weak. Was mom and sis their target market? Pretty boys of then and now.

    Gere rocked the wristwatch wire well! I want one. But besides that… this was a “light” spy thriller. You can make Granpa watch this without fear of him collapsing from an audio visual heart attack.

    Russians = WHAT???

    When past and present collide, oh so gently.

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  5. Guyver (1991)

    A young man discovers a mechanical device that merges with his own body, turning him into a cyborg superhero. When strange creatures start appearing, trying to take the device back, he begins to uncover a secret plot to genetically engineer terrifying monsters.

    Based on a Japanese comic book known as “Bio-Booster Armor Guyver”.

    Mighty Morphin’ costumes and cheesy shit… with crap 80s humor and comedic sound effects - i knew i’ve seen this dribble before.

    A cheesy sci-fi FAIL. What a tragedy. The quality was for UHF television… The “fights” were as bad as the acting, absolutely horrendous.

    Hey! it’s Luke Skywalker Mark Hamill - that’s about it. A mediocre film with no saving grace… wait the guyver costume was sorta true to the original comic.

    I would like to THANK MY COUSIN FOR GIVING ME THIS SHIT. Another one to add to the “avoid” list. 

    “The Guyver” = way to go America! it’s GUYVER. I was put off by the “comedy” elements… Tacky and lame. 

    This was fucking stupid.

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  6. Shame (2011)

    Brandon is a New Yorker who shuns intimacy with women but feeds his desires with a compulsive addiction to sex. When his wayward younger sister moves into his apartment stirring memories of their shared painful past, Brandon’s insular life spirals out of control.

    A Marvelous display of skin and sin! Directed by Steve McQueen (III) - and shot in 25 days.

    The acting was truly admirable, and so were the impromptu one-shot takes. Michael Fassbender was AWESOME! His star is growing bigger and brighter every time he graces the screen. And to do what he did here… Solid!

    His sister, played by, Carey Mulligan was terrific! Troubled chicks turn me on (gentlemen? we prey on the weak). Strength and weakness. The balance of sanity versus desire is toppled when she steps in. The siblings share an odd relationship… 

    TRIVIA: The scene where Brandon hears his sister sing in the restaurant was shot in real time. James Badge Dale and Michael Fassbender had never heard Carey Mulligan sing before so their reactions were real. The scene was shot at 3 a.m in the morning with cameras focused on all 3 performers at the same time. 

    The performance of “New York, New York” was amusing and set the tone perfectly. Sultry and somber at the same time.

    *Why did i chose to use THIS POSTER? It says a lot about the film. Ichi the Killer (2001) anyone? Sperm.

    Slow and drawn out to the very end. It’s all about sex and the relationship between siblings and unmentionables. Threesome?!? Yes please. 

    Some have mentioned that “nothing really happens in the film”- i beg to differ. Discouraged by life’s many problems, some of us find solace and comfort in the arms of others. Especially when they trigger arousal or a temporary escape from their mediocre/boring lives. Sex is FUN! And it can also be destructive, never underestimate the power of Lust.

    Dialogue? as the saying goes actions (film/photos) speak a thousand words. The movie draws empathy from it’s viewers and radiates moral decisions we all make for ourselves as individuals. 

    Produced well and possibly an award winner. This controversial flick will definitely come across fire from both sexually open and closed individuals. The battle of content begins! The “scenes” were great!

    It’s a mindgame, played exclusively by our leading man. We join him on a journey of discovery and acceptance of desires. Not the film you thought it’d be?  

    Shame on… who?

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  7. Chronicle (2012)

    Three high school students make an incredible discovery, leading to their developing uncanny powers beyond their understanding. As they learn to control their abilities and use them to their advantage, their lives start to spin out of control, and their darker sides begin to take over.

    Origins: Good and Evil collide!!! Sparked by angst, abuse and power! 

    I honestly thought it was gonna be a big budget Hollywood B.S. flick…

    What a thrilling surprise it was to catch this little film, about great power and responsibility. I mocked the idea at first… the final product got my respect.

    The new boys! “still waters run deep” Andrew (Dane DeHaan), “Best dude” Matt (Alex Russell) and “Mr. President” Steve (Michael B. Jordan) fly high and touch the sky. An impressive starring debut for the 3 gentlemen. I had my initial doubts and worries, In the end they did the job well.

    Written & Directed by relative unknowns, this superpower film kicked ass! in more ways than one. BUT… you know you’ve seen this before… Tweaked a bit and reoriented for the American market… Akira (1988) - TELL ME I’M NOT RIGHT? I DARE YOU.

    Sci-fi, action, adventure, fantasy and drama!!! What a mouthful. 

    Bullied boys and Cool kids, let evil and good brood. The roots of madness and kindness are captured by the buddy trio and their fantastic journey within themselves. We all want powers! Jealousy got the best of me… damn.

    The “captured footage” angle has been drawn out and so has the “superpower” genre. How did this film kickass? Good writing and directing. The visual effects were neat and the action (in the end) was epic! Akira!

    Not a shaky as some would think. Clean edits between different video recorders and security cams remind people that this is a “fun film”. 

    They’re sold me my own dream - it’s been a while since i’ve felt this way about a film. Especially one that i initially dissed/mocked (without proof). I am now a believer, no longer a doubter.

    Sometime y’gotta give a film a chance, it may surprise you - with its inner strength.

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  8. The Violent Kind (2010)

    Bikers tangle with the spirits of the dead in this genre mashup from the writing and directing team the Butcher Brothers. Cody’s mother will be celebrating her birthday soon. The party turns out to be a major biker bash, with riders from far and wide represented, but when things start winding down, the evening takes a serious turn for the worse. A guest turns up dead, Cody’s former girlfriend undergoes a terrible transformation and there’s no way to call for help. As Cody and Q try to make sense of it all, the party is visited by the spirits of a deceased biker club from the 1950s, who are restless and looking to settle some scores. 

    ALRIGHT… did you just read that? jesus.

    Bikers and horror, the combination seemed cool. But the product was… lame and weak. Babes, boobs and brutal dudes. The crew was weakly built and the characters were dry.

    The effects? HAHAHA! the gore “ok” the hits “fake” and the visual effects “cheesy”.

    The only nice thing about this film was the ’50s club members! Rockabilly babes kissing? WIN. The bad guys had charisma but didn’t sell it well. Could have saved the film… WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY???

    Questions unanswered and an hour plus taken from my life…

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  9. Underworld Awakening (2012)

    The vampire warrioress Selene escapes imprisonment to find herself in a world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans, and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species.

    Kate Beckinsale does it a 3rd time! That Body DAMN. 

    The vamp-wolf franchise has reached the stratosphere!!! Like most films that stretch their time, diluted by sequel after sequel and the “Lycan ” prequel. 

    It was like a sic-fi horror video game. The story simply does not compute… Visually it was as brilliant as it’s predecessors. Action and production was great. There was a “fun factor” despite the dryness of written content.

    A child is now in the mix - yeah, that was original. It was ok for what it was… we all know what to expect… Hollywood.

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  10. The Devil Inside (2012)

    In Italy, a woman becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms during her mission to discover what happened to her mother, who allegedly murdered three people during her own exorcism.

    I had HUGE expectations… not as frightening as i’d hope…

    Another one of those fake/faux documentaries to add to the list… A supernatural horror where a “REAL” The Exorcist (1973) is captured on film.

    The discussions about possession/exorcisms/rites was interesting. The dialogue could have used more work though. The pace of the investigation was a bit tiresome.

    “Performing exorcisms without the church’s permission” - You know you’re fucked.

    Medication, psychology and religion.

    Acting wise, they all did well and Fernanda Andrade was convincing enough. The nun! oh boy… The frights and freak-outs were respectable. The content of the film was intriguing enough to keep viewers interested. 

    WARNING: Prepare yourselves for shaky camera work. And Shrieking. 

    It’s a 50/50 film. Love it, hate it - it’s in the genre. You know it’s fake. Sit back and appreciate the effort in selling a “fake/real” film.

    And in the end, we’ve seen it all before.

    The BEST exorcism flick i’ve seen as of late has got to be The Rite (2011).

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  11. Dear Wendy (2005)

    A young boy in a nameless, timeless American town establishes a gang of youthful misfits united in their love of guns and their code of honor.

    Written by Lars Von Trier -> boom! 

    There was something about this that captivates… and whispers responsible gun use?

    Dick develops a dark obsession with firearms and later on creates a secret club called “The Dandies”. Oddly enough they practice pacifism??? Yes, the inevitable will happen. The group of young outcast find their calling and jump head on to destiny.

    Jaime Bell did a great job at the helm. His (loser) buddies were superb! I remembered a few childhood “friend” films. They all had something viewers can hold on to. Bill Pullman plays the crooked lawman. 

    The reason why our partners could only be fired in the darkness of the old mine and could never be exposed to full light and thereby be woken up. Because once awoken nothing could stop them from following their true nature and killing.”

    Guns make the world an evil place… 

    TRIVIA: In Lars von Trier’s script, the main characters were in their 20s. Director Thomas Vinterberg decided to change it, so they became children instead. Lars von Trier later stated that he thought the age change was a brilliant idea. 

    Principles versus rules versus friendship versus life. There’s a time to fight, and it is now. Responsibility and accountability revolve around this tale of fantasy, dependability and teen angst. 

    The OST was good too! The Zombies?!?!? - hell yeah! “She’s Not There”

    I was tremendously impressed with the story and visual accompaniment. The narrative aspect is always a tickler for me. The suspense and tension was delivered well. Weapons reassure holders, but ultimately the choice is (literally) in their hands.

    What name would you give your gun?

    “Wake up…”

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  12. The Big Year (2011)

    Three avid bird watchers compete to spot the rarest birds in North America at a prestigious annual event.

    A movie about birdwatchers - HAHAHAHAHA! who comes up with this shit?

    Inspired by the Mark Obmascik book.

    Comedy greats Jack Black, Steve Martin and Owen Wilson battle it out to see who can spot the most number of birds. How interesting… 

    What’s there to say about something that pretty straight to the point? A geriatric following his dreams, a young sissy reaching for the stars and another douche who sacrifices love for the ultimate prize. 

    A not-so-funny comedy. This had potential… comedy giants playing it safe.

    I would say, this is a film for grandpa!

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  13. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

    Journalist Mikael Blomkvist is aided in his search for a woman who has been missing for forty years by Lisbeth Salander, a young computer hacker.

    The original title Män som hatar kvinnor directly translated meansMen Who Hate Women”.

    Author Stieg Larsson had witnessed a rape in his youth and it manifested in this book/film of 3. The series was suppose to have consisted of 6 books, sadly Larsson passed away before completion. 

    Let’s get down to business. YES the original was better. This stylized glossy version by David Fincher was good in Hollywood standards. THEY CHANGED SHIT! Need i say more? Oh yeah, big stars… so fucking what?

    The intro was pretty sweet though…

    My thoughts on the Lisbeths: Take Noomi to dinner, have sex with Rooney.

    Rooney Mara rocked my world! She held her own, along side Hollywood superman Daniel Craig. No love for Craig? - He doesn’t need the praise, he;s fucking 007 for fucks sake. 

    TRIVIA: The piercings (including multiple ear, eyebrow, and nipple piercings) that Rooney Mara sports as Lisbeth Salander are real, not cosmetic simulations. Mara got the piercings in a series of sessions in Brooklyn and Sweden. 

    I almost gave this an “Ok” but because of Rooney Mara, i gave it a “Win”.

    And to CLARIFY: It’s called the Millennium Trilogy. TRILOGY -> meaning there are 3, Based on the original Swedish literature/films of the same name:

    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) aka Män som hatar kvinnor

    The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009) aka Flickan som lekte med elden

    The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest (2009) aka Luftslottet som sprängdes

    (I apologize for the comment earlier/above, but if people were’t idiots i would’t have to be an asshole about these details.)

    Bottom line is: had i not seen the original films i’d think this was genius. But it is a “version of”, with Trent Reznor (ooooh wow he’s so cool sarcasm).

    Great film, good actors, amazing directing… God bless Hollywood.

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  14. Gantz 2: Perfect Answer (2011)

    Masaru Kato’s death changes Kei Kurono’s view of life completely. He decides to keep fighting until he earns 100 points so that he can bring back Kato. Gantz calls back Ayukawa and other Gantz alumni who’d left once after scoring 100 points. In the meantime Kurono works on getting 100 points. But before Kurono succeeds in resurrecting Kato, Kato unexpectedlyturns up. 

    The follow up to the live action feature Gantz (2011).

    Gantz comes full circle, in this battle between evil and good. Choices must be made and decisions topple the fate of life and death.

    Someone MUST die! The aliens this time around were not as entertaining or amusing. A lot of human drama between old and new characters. An investigator becomes part of the fray and witnesses the impossible. 

    Awesome special effects and shootout “draw” scenes. But this wash’t as good as the first Gantz. It lacked that “wow” factor. The baddies in the first were way better than this one. They take it down to a human level, this time around. The story is good enough to keep viewers glued ‘til the very end. Finally, it all makes sense.

    The end was as it should be. Neat and tidy.

    I suggest/think that the best way to appreciate this Manga turned Live Action is to MARATHON both films, and see it as a whole.

    HERE is my review of Gantz (2011).

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